To go or not to go Commando

 Commando: an elite military force capable of carrying out covert operations. This is the traditional militaristic definition. However the slang version that has come about means to go without underwear.

REASONS TO GO COMMANDO

Most people fully attire themselves properly in the morning and rightly so. Why not skip one of these steps, such as the donning of underwear. By not wearing underwear, there are few life altering experiences that will occur.

Money. The first one being that money can be saved. Not having to buy any item regardless of the cost, and quality, money is saved. There is less time at the store, less travel time. Also there is less laundry to do, which reduces the utility bill saving even more. As the saying goes, a penny saved, is a penny earned, how many pennies will this save?

Space. There is extra space in the closet or dresser that is freed up making room for other useless items. This can lead to greater speed finding items to wear. A person can get dressed a lot faster with less. A person can also become more efficient, as this may help to better organize their belongings. Freedom. Different parts of the anatomy will be allowed to breathe, along with better freedom of movement. This in turn will lead to healthier body, and make people more relaxed. In turn this more relaxed state, will make people more congenial towards one another. This can make for a better happier open society.

Style. New styles are constantly coming and going. Why not start a new one? Be part of some new age movement., cult or religion. View it however one deems fit, Going commando, is free cheap and easy. It will help save money, time, energy, less to worry about. Yes the saying is true, less is more.

REASONS TO NOT GO COMMANDO

Commando. This is a childish fad where people go without underclothes. Some overly liberal groups will argue that this is for comfort, or some new age movement. Another argument is that is allows their body to breather better, for health reasons, along with freedom of movement. Outlined below are the reasons to try to not fit in with this unsanitary condition.

Cleanliness. The first part of this is AL (anal leakage, guys and girls have this, girls in front, guys in back). Now that that is out in the open, bodily fluids leak and stain the clothes. Whether it be sweat, or something else, underclothes prohibit this gross display. This requires more time and energy to do laundry, buy new clothes. Thus more money is spent when it could have easily been avoided.

Protection. Most outer clothing are made to withstand weathering, and wear and tear. They are not meant to be smooth against the skin. This kind of clothing can be abrasive to certain areas of the body, where as underwear protects from chafing. Underwear will also prevent certain anatomy for guys and girls getting caught in the pants zipper.

Yes wearing underclothes is the best. It is about making a statement that says "I don't want to be part of some lame crowd. " DO what is right, strap on that protection, so the next time out shopping for underwear you can confidently say, "I care cause I wear."

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