Top 10 things a guy should never say on a date

10. My last date was not as chubby

9. You are almost as hot as my sister/cousin

8. My Ex wife still comes and visits, is that going to be a problem if we get married?

7. I have no interest in getting married, but my kids want me to find them a new mommy.

6. Do you believe in Fate?

5. I still live with my parents, in their basement.

4. Do you mind getting the check? I left my wallet at home.

3. Do you shave your face? You look like you missed a spot or two.

2. How much do you make? I won’t marry a woman that makes more than me.

1. You kiss like my mom.

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